Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
capityp (CAP-i-tip, noun)
Advice given on how to be a success in the U.S. capitalistic economy.
"Today's capityp is this: Tell yourself every morning that poor people are all lazy. It makes it easier to take advantage of them."
Very topical although its nice to see rich people get taken advantage of too once in a while. See how Madoff made out listening to this kind of advice!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Tenesse (tee' Nesee)colloq.
An expression used by cattle ranchers, however only in the state of South Dakota, as an alternative to "Woa Nellie".
Jumping on the calf and quickly tying the frightened animals legs with rope, the Cowboy exclaimed, "Tenesse, settle down now little feller I'm not gonna hurt ya".
You Guys are setting the standard very high!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Hedgie said...whemb (noun) -- The immature offspring of a whale and a sheep; generally found confusedly wandering about beachy areas trying to decide which way to go, inland or out to sea.
Ex.: Watch out or that whemb will spout and/or shed on you.
I like it!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Confunli (noun) Cah fun lee
Chinese actor widely known to have kicked Bruce Lee's butt on any number of occasions however sadly, these events were never filmed. Died in 1947 in complete obscurity despite being a vastly superior Kung Fu fighter.
Bambi look over there, seated at the bar, is that Bruce Lee?
No, silly, everyone knows Bruce Lee doesn't drink, that's Confunli.
Maybe we should call him a cab. He doesn't look so good.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
beckiwithani said...Echobos [proper noun eh-KO-bose] The Ancient Greek god of caves and canyons
In the myth of Echobos, a young girl falls in love with the voice she hears whenever she calls into a cave. For her devotion to the source of the voice, who she never sees, she is made into a stream that will flow through the cave for all of eternity.
One of my all time favorites...and I'm not just saying that!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Well done and I'm glad you had fun with it!
unphiess \UN fee ess\
an unfair person who gets all the rewards when they don't deserve it
Whenever Martha and Charlotte played checkers, Martha was an unphiess who would cheat by making her pieces kinged when Charlotte wasn't looking.
Special mention goes to,
cruffs [plural noun]
The ruffled ends of shirt sleeves, mostly found on 1970s tuxedo shirts.
"Oh man," said Becki as she looked through the old photo album, "I can't believe my Dad's wedding tux had those awful cruffs on the baby-blue shirt!"
Friday, December 5, 2008
C. Beth said...
prefa [PREE-fuh, noun]
Meaningless "filler words" used before a sentence or phrase.
Uh, I guess I shouldn't have started this sentence with a prefa.
I can't think of a better word.
Some people are in a constant 'midlike' crisis.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Scriptor Senex said...ednott (verb transistive) to tie up in knots; to mangle; to create chaos from something orderly.
He ednotted his sentence so badly it ended up totally menomyin.
sticsana [noun, pronounced STICKS-ah-nuh]
The mysterious combination of dust, hair and yuck that adheres to articles of clothing that have been left under a teenager's bed for an extended period of time.
"Mom - I found my pink sweater under my bed but it is covered in sticsana! What takes out sticsana?"
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
guite [GITE, noun]
A kite designed to be flown by a guy.
"Dude, seriously, stop showing me Hello Kitty and Disney Princess kites. For the last time, I want a guite!"
Monday, December 1, 2008
Terborm (verb): To deliberately avoid eye contact with a middle aged woman, commonly initiated by middle aged men, with the sole intent of suggesting the subject of avoidence is 20 years too old.
Listen up old man, stop turborming me.
It sometimes happens the other way round too!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
bisceree (noun) The crumbs from a biscuit. Usually used to describe the debris of an attempt to eat a very crumbly biscuit while balancing a cup of tea on your knee in posh company.
He smiled self-consciously as he tried to hide the biscaree spilling from his lap onto the Persian rug.
Well done Scriptor Senex!
putiones [pl. noun POO-shon-es]
A small chocolate cookie sprinkled with flakes of sweetened shredded coconut. Usually served at baby showers and wakes.
Mmmmm, these putiones are delicious, sorry about your loss.
Mmmmm, these putiones are wonderful, when is your due date?
I really liked this one Marin!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
firdra: the dandruff of a Christmas tree
"Can you lift your legs up please? I have to vaccuum all the firdra that fell off during the night!"
Jenners, I love it. What a perfect word for Tannenbaum Turds!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Yesterdays Definition Diva is Christy with a very topical,
A statement made, usually by a presidential candidate, that indicates support for a particular topic but does not bind the candidate to any action.
He stated that the issue impacted both "the traditional family and the non-traditional family" and there were many who believed that this acree, somehow meant he would uphold gay marriage.
Very special mention to Hans who played up to my Irishness and showed a good understanding of the Irish language with his definition of Acree,
Dialectal for acreen, Irish diminutive for acre. Hence spelt acree' with apostrophy:
Och, I do't have any real acres o' my farm. Only a wee acree'.
Welcome Hans. Hope you have fun!
Monday, November 24, 2008
ballycle \BAHL-i-kul\ n.
the last hair left on a human head
Clyde, convinced that no one noticed his impending baldness with the freakishly long ballycle wound neatly around his bare scalp, tucked the wispy tail end in for a perfect one hair day.
Tesori Trefati Jewelry, well done!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
ophydest [noun OFF-i-dest] anatomical.
An abnormal growth, once removed.
I thought it was merely interesting when I found out that Gary once had a third nipple, but was pretty weirded out when I found out he kept the ophydest in a jar of formaldehyde on his mantel.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
podivas [plural noun PO-DEE-vuz]
Sarcastic label given to women who expect special treatment and who like to complain.
"Janell and Jasmine come into work 30 minutes late and then complain that the coffee is cold--AWW, what a couple of podivas!"
Going for the threefer?
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
catestsp noun various pronunciations
A mixed drink containing 3 types of juice and half a shot of vodka. Created by a bartender who wanted all patrons to [i]sound[/i] drunk, whether or not they are.
"You're home late. Did you have a lot to drink?"
"I know you had something. How many?"
"What was it?"
"One drink, my foot!"
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
nessemd(adj) Someone who is nessemd is stubborn and doesn't believe what others say.
"Will she give us our ball back?""No, miss Wenworth is a complete nessemd; she doesn't believe we didn't intend to break her glass"
Monday, November 17, 2008
fianych [noun fee-AHN-itch] Pejorative.
A person who is half-Irish, half-Russian.
I don't know what's worse -- Aidan Chernenkovich's Irish temper, or his bleak Russian outlook on life. Such a fianych!