capityp (CAP-i-tip, noun)
Advice given on how to be a success in the U.S. capitalistic economy.
"Today's capityp is this: Tell yourself every morning that poor people are all lazy. It makes it easier to take advantage of them."
Very topical although its nice to see rich people get taken advantage of too once in a while. See how Madoff made out listening to this kind of advice!