Scriptor Senex said...ednott (verb transistive) to tie up in knots; to mangle; to create chaos from something orderly.
He ednotted his sentence so badly it ended up totally menomyin.
sticsana [noun, pronounced STICKS-ah-nuh]
The mysterious combination of dust, hair and yuck that adheres to articles of clothing that have been left under a teenager's bed for an extended period of time.
"Mom - I found my pink sweater under my bed but it is covered in sticsana! What takes out sticsana?"