Saturday, November 29, 2008
bisceree (noun) The crumbs from a biscuit. Usually used to describe the debris of an attempt to eat a very crumbly biscuit while balancing a cup of tea on your knee in posh company.
He smiled self-consciously as he tried to hide the biscaree spilling from his lap onto the Persian rug.
Well done Scriptor Senex!
putiones [pl. noun POO-shon-es]
A small chocolate cookie sprinkled with flakes of sweetened shredded coconut. Usually served at baby showers and wakes.
Mmmmm, these putiones are delicious, sorry about your loss.
Mmmmm, these putiones are wonderful, when is your due date?
I really liked this one Marin!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
firdra: the dandruff of a Christmas tree
"Can you lift your legs up please? I have to vaccuum all the firdra that fell off during the night!"
Jenners, I love it. What a perfect word for Tannenbaum Turds!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Yesterdays Definition Diva is Christy with a very topical,
A statement made, usually by a presidential candidate, that indicates support for a particular topic but does not bind the candidate to any action.
He stated that the issue impacted both "the traditional family and the non-traditional family" and there were many who believed that this acree, somehow meant he would uphold gay marriage.
Very special mention to Hans who played up to my Irishness and showed a good understanding of the Irish language with his definition of Acree,
Dialectal for acreen, Irish diminutive for acre. Hence spelt acree' with apostrophy:
Och, I do't have any real acres o' my farm. Only a wee acree'.
Welcome Hans. Hope you have fun!
Monday, November 24, 2008
ballycle \BAHL-i-kul\ n.
the last hair left on a human head
Clyde, convinced that no one noticed his impending baldness with the freakishly long ballycle wound neatly around his bare scalp, tucked the wispy tail end in for a perfect one hair day.
Tesori Trefati Jewelry, well done!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
ophydest [noun OFF-i-dest] anatomical.
An abnormal growth, once removed.
I thought it was merely interesting when I found out that Gary once had a third nipple, but was pretty weirded out when I found out he kept the ophydest in a jar of formaldehyde on his mantel.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
podivas [plural noun PO-DEE-vuz]
Sarcastic label given to women who expect special treatment and who like to complain.
"Janell and Jasmine come into work 30 minutes late and then complain that the coffee is cold--AWW, what a couple of podivas!"
Going for the threefer?
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
catestsp noun various pronunciations
A mixed drink containing 3 types of juice and half a shot of vodka. Created by a bartender who wanted all patrons to [i]sound[/i] drunk, whether or not they are.
"You're home late. Did you have a lot to drink?"
"I know you had something. How many?"
"What was it?"
"One drink, my foot!"
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
nessemd(adj) Someone who is nessemd is stubborn and doesn't believe what others say.
"Will she give us our ball back?""No, miss Wenworth is a complete nessemd; she doesn't believe we didn't intend to break her glass"
Monday, November 17, 2008
fianych [noun fee-AHN-itch] Pejorative.
A person who is half-Irish, half-Russian.
I don't know what's worse -- Aidan Chernenkovich's Irish temper, or his bleak Russian outlook on life. Such a fianych!