Sunday, May 17, 2009

One 'D' short of an alphabet!

A world of potential in this one!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Teenage Angst!

Spot me a definition!

My Apologies!

Sorry I haven't posted in some time. My Mom was really ill and she passed away two weeks ago. She was 62. It's been a tough time. Thanks for your patience.

Puff the Magic Dragon

How you will die after smoking menthol cigarettes! Not quite as 'Kool' as the cigarette manufacturers would have you think.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Marching Two Abreast!

What do you call musical ants?

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Pimp my Ride!

Check out my new Toyota 'Vanci'. It's got all the bells and whistles! Not bad for a Mini-Van. Very Fancy, my Vanci!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I need, you need, he, she, it needs!

What happens when you edit 'it' out?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A Hypo Typo!

I 'aitch' when I make mistakes like this!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Amen to that!

Scriptor Senex said...

miterica(n) The belief that science and technology are the rational basis for the future of America.
I see Obama supports miterica.

Out of the dark ages at last!

Tax Break Anyone?

What to do when all else fails!

Friday, February 13, 2009

What if Romney had Won?

Luckily we have Obamerica instead!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

No Favoritism I swear!

beckiwithani said...

arblogr [noun ar-BLA-gər; alt. sp. arblogrr] A bloggrr who usrs thr lrttrr R instrad of thr lrttrr R.

"Plrasr commrnt on my blog! I lovr making new frirnds on thr Intrrnrt!" wrote the arblogr.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009


I couldn't pass this one up!

From BSG to SNG!

For pure geekiness this one is the winner hands down and gets a gold star!
Hedgie said...

frakers (n., pl., sing. fraker) -- Groupies of Jonathan Frakes.

Ex.: I tried to get Frakes' autograph but couldn't get close because of all the frakers.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

For all you 'BSG' fans!

It can't mean what I think it means can it?

Friday, February 6, 2009

Don't be so touchy!

C. Beth said...

fempat Slang term for touching the thigh of one's significant other. (Derived from femoral pat.)

I didn't realize Joe and Lisa were together until I saw him give her a little fempat when he sat next to her.


Where does this road go to?

Which road? Tar no see!

Have fun on your word travels!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Thanks for the kind Words!

I want to extend my gratitude to everybody who offered their condolences on the passing of my Grandfather. Your kind words and sentiments were very much welcomed and received warmly. Thank you!

"Back in the U.S.S.R!" Oops! U.S.A! "Back in the U.S.A.!"

Back after my trip abroad and ready to get back to soon as the jet-lag fades away. Here's one to get February rolling.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

I Almost Forgot!

It was hard to pick but I liked this one...
Zebuess said...

Rowsive- (n.) the deeply thoughtful state of mind originating from rhythmic, repetitive motions (originally rowing specifically--originates from the Vikings), often peaceful
(adj.) the state of being rowsive, sometimes can indicate a calm or content outward appearance

Somehow rowsiveness and Vikings don't seem quite right but I have this mental picture of a fearsome Norseman pondering life's deep questions as he monotonously rows across the North Sea on his way to plunder Irish monasteries.

A Whole Weeks Worth!

Unfortunately I need to travel to Europe to attend my Grandad's funeral and I'm not so sure how much internet access I'll have. So I'll give you guys a selection to get you through the week and I'll be back next weekend. Have FUN!!!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


I'd like to wish all the new followers of this blog a warm welcome. I hope you have fun! I do!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Are YOU talkin' to ME?

Let's not fight over the right meaning for this one!

PETA, eat your heart out...I mean you eyes out!

beckiwithani said...

xjdqs [pl. noun SHID-əks]
Eyeball-removal tools used by the nearly-extinct Xjxjq tribe of Outer Mongolia, in the sacred rabbit-sacrifice ritual of Xjqu.

"This is actually similar to the Western ritual of bouquet-throwing," noted the anthropologist as he watched all of the young Xjxjq women waiting, xjdqs in hand, in hopes that they would catch the snow-white rabbit and win the right to remove and eat its eyes.

And I thought our mating rituals were weird!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

What the..?

They've been too easy about a vowelless wonder..insert evil laughter here...! Extra points for creativity in pronunciation!

Smashingly Splendiferous!

catsmum said... sesses [n. sesses ] sometimes mistakingly mispronounced as access.

This is a special opening in a wall or fence so snakes can slitheringly sneak silently sideways seeking sleeping small squirrels to savor for supper.

" I blocked up the snake sesses. That should stuff them up." said Cecil.

Ha Ha Ha! Super Sibilance!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

An Excess of Esses!

Letssss ssssssee ssssssssome resssssssults!

Don't you just hate that?

Hedgie said...

sofactic (adj., so FAK tik) -- A response to a question that is heavily laden with unnecessary factual information.

Ex.: When I asked Matilda if she liked lasagna, she responded with a sofactic answer that included a virtually complete history of her encounters and relationship with Italian cuisine. A simple "No" would have sufficed.

I love it!

Allywhy or Allywhine?

Scriptor Senex said...

Allywhi (n) A colloquial term for a three year old child.
Allywhi (v) A colloquial term for constantly asking nagging questions.

"I am so glad you are home. I've been driven up the wall today. Ginny has done nothing but allywhi all day long."

You have a way with words Scriptor!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Pedant. Pedant. Pedantpedantpedantpedant, Pedant!

What in fact is the only right definition for this?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

No more Bridges to Nowhere?

It's all Congress can afford these days...less pork barrel, more like pork pint!

Cheers to You!

BlueEyedWonder said...

Toxies(n., pl., Toxy)

A Toxy is a known intoxicated person after imbibing in several drinks.

"Omg! Did you see that group of toxies walking down the street"?

I can see this one catching on!

Smells Like A Winner to Me!

catsmum said...

Boundo [ proper noun B.O- un- doo]
Is an exciting new medicated body wash recently launched onto the market that is guaranteed to eradicate even the harshest body odor.

'If they hold their noses and say phew it is time to use B.O undo.

Nice one! Honesty in advertising!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Cozy Toesies!

This will warm you up on a cold winter's night!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Jump to it!

This one might tie you up for a while.

If ever a word was needed...

Scriptor Senex said...

kiniver (n) Collective name for people you call Aunty and Uncle but to whom you are not actually related.

I can't think of a better word for something which really needed one!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Mrs. Minivers Husband?

Go to it. I already got the ball rolling.

Start the New Year off right!

I have to give this one to my wife!

beckiwithani said...

chinsfor [noun]
From the words "chin" and "pinafore," a specialized bib that connects to the chin. Particularly used by those with beards.

The elves didn't know what to get the man who has everything, until they saw a chinsfor on the Internet and knew it was the perfect end-of-the-Season gift.

See, now I'm in the good books starting out!