Saturday, January 24, 2009

A Whole Weeks Worth!

Unfortunately I need to travel to Europe to attend my Grandad's funeral and I'm not so sure how much internet access I'll have. So I'll give you guys a selection to get you through the week and I'll be back next weekend. Have FUN!!!

6 comments:

  1. Sorry to hear about your Grandfather. Commiserations to the family. Hope that being temporarily re-united with your family over there is some small compensation.

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  2. Thank you for your kind words Scriptor Senex.

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  3. Sorry to hear about your loss. Have a safe journey.

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  4. prest (n., past tense) -- Past tense of "priest"; one who was formerly a priest but isn't any longer.

    bionespi (n., bi AHN uh spy) -- A bionically enhanced spy.

    janter (n.) -- A jaunty canter; used of high-spirited horses and those who imbibe too much fermented beverage.

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  5. janter (n.) -the annoying chatter of a giggly group as they joke in whispers amongst each other, often at others' expense
    ex: The young boy could only wince a bit as the janter of the departing unfriendly group faded away.

    parth (n.) -the pastey substance that is left within the mouth after one has slept with their mouth open all night
    ex: I awoke the next morning with a horrible stuffy nose and parth coating my mouth.

    corb (v.) -to dig out the insides of a tough-skinned fruit
    corber (n.) -one who digs out the pulp of the fruit as an occupation before it is mashed and bottled or canned as non-perishable produce for sale (corbers (plural form))

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  6. Once again: Here is the Southern to English translation...

    Prest=pressed (I prest my jamas so my dreams aint wrinkled)

    Bionespi=buy an espri (Ima go to Italy and bionespi and ride to the pope)

    Janter=janitor (tell the janter to mop up the moonshine off the floor so pa don't slip, again)

    Corbers=Corbin Bernsen (I likeded lookin at LA Law cuz Corbers is a great actor)

    Parth=path (I was walkin down the parth when the big bar (bear) chased me)

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