Sunday, February 1, 2009

"Back in the U.S.S.R!" Oops! U.S.A! "Back in the U.S.A.!"

Back after my trip abroad and ready to get back to soon as the jet-lag fades away. Here's one to get February rolling.


  1. fempat Slang term for touching the thigh of one's significant other. (Derived from femoral pat.)

    I didn't realize Joe and Lisa were together until I saw him give her a little fempat when he sat next to her.

  2. fempat -- (n.) Grounds for a sexual harassment suit.

  3. I think Hedgie got it right but when I checked my brain cells they said:-
    Fempat (n) The natural empathy exhibited by the female sex; often used to imply the lack of it in the male sex.
    "He's got as much fempat as a bull on steroids."