Tuesday, January 20, 2009

PETA, eat your heart out...I mean eyes..eat you eyes out!

beckiwithani said...

xjdqs [pl. noun SHID-əks]
Eyeball-removal tools used by the nearly-extinct Xjxjq tribe of Outer Mongolia, in the sacred rabbit-sacrifice ritual of Xjqu.

"This is actually similar to the Western ritual of bouquet-throwing," noted the anthropologist as he watched all of the young Xjxjq women waiting, xjdqs in hand, in hopes that they would catch the snow-white rabbit and win the right to remove and eat its eyes.

And I thought our mating rituals were weird!!

1 comment:

  1. Please don't tell the whole world about our mating rituals, sweetie...