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unphiess \UN fee ess\
an unfair person who gets all the rewards when they don't deserve it
Whenever Martha and Charlotte played checkers, Martha was an unphiess who would cheat by making her pieces kinged when Charlotte wasn't looking.
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cruffs [plural noun]
The ruffled ends of shirt sleeves, mostly found on 1970s tuxedo shirts.
"Oh man," said Becki as she looked through the old photo album, "I can't believe my Dad's wedding tux had those awful cruffs on the baby-blue shirt!"