Confunli (noun) Cah fun lee
Chinese actor widely known to have kicked Bruce Lee's butt on any number of occasions however sadly, these events were never filmed. Died in 1947 in complete obscurity despite being a vastly superior Kung Fu fighter.
Bambi look over there, seated at the bar, is that Bruce Lee?
No, silly, everyone knows Bruce Lee doesn't drink, that's Confunli.
Maybe we should call him a cab. He doesn't look so good.