Monday, December 22, 2008

Merry Monday!


Take a break from Christmas preparations!

6 comments:

  1. stanto -- otnats spelled backwards.

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  2. Is that the little fly which can be found on cereal grains?

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  3. Otnats (noun, plural) [Oh-Tee-Nats)

    The little cameras that run on wires over football fields which appear without fail at the most crucial plays in overtime and miss the actual play!

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  4. Stanto [proper noun STAN-toe]
    Tonto's long-lost cousin from Milwaukee.

    I knew The Lone Ranger had jumped the shark when Stanto, the Nordic-looking "Injun," was introduced.

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  5. Stanto (noun)

    The physical condition that results from standing in long "return" lines after Christmas, creating numbness in your lower extremities.

    "Emily was affected by a bad case of stanto after waiting the morning at Target to exchange the lederhosen sent by her mother-in-law."

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  6. Stanto (n) A metallic ore from which tin is extracted.
    That Cornish mine has just closed because the stanto ran out.

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