You'll never Gess What this Means?

Just a little something to help you through the weekend!

Wurds of the Weakend..sofahr!

I've been a little slack on the words of the day so here are the winners from the last cuppel!

bisceree (noun) The crumbs from a biscuit. Usually used to describe the debris of an attempt to eat a very crumbly biscuit while balancing a cup of tea on your knee in posh company.

He smiled self-consciously as he tried to hide the biscaree spilling from his lap onto the Persian rug.

Well done Scriptor Senex!

And,

putiones [pl. noun POO-shon-es]

A small chocolate cookie sprinkled with flakes of sweetened shredded coconut. Usually served at baby showers and wakes.

Mmmmm, these putiones are delicious, sorry about your loss.
or
Mmmmm, these putiones are wonderful, when is your due date?

I really liked this one Marin!

Oooh, I'm Stoofed!

Beat those Black Friday Blahs with this teaser!

Happy Tancsgivink!

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving! You can chew on this one as a side dish to your gobbler!

Getting in the Sprit of Things!

I lay down the gauntlet! This one is hands down the VW of the day...unless....

firdra: the dandruff of a Christmas tree

"Can you lift your legs up please? I have to vaccuum all the firdra that fell off during the night!"

Jenners, I love it. What a perfect word for Tannenbaum Turds!

Happy Turkeve!

Take this one and Stuff it!

Feer not your word is heer!

If you don't like this one feal frea to find another!

Rubee Tuesday!

Sorry this is so late..crazy days at work!

Yesterdays Definition Diva is Christy with a very topical,


Acree

A statement made, usually by a presidential candidate, that indicates support for a particular topic but does not bind the candidate to any action.

He stated that the issue impacted both "the traditional family and the non-traditional family" and there were many who believed that this acree, somehow meant he would uphold gay marriage.

Congratulations!

Very special mention to Hans who played up to my Irishness and showed a good understanding of the Irish language with his definition of Acree,

Dialectal for acreen, Irish diminutive for acre. Hence spelt acree' with apostrophy:

Och, I do't have any real acres o' my farm. Only a wee acree'.

Welcome Hans. Hope you have fun!

Monday Munday!

Can we agree on what Acree means?

Hope everyone had a guud Weekend?

'What could it Mean?' was quiet over the weekend but this definition jumped out as my favorite.

ballycle \BAHL-i-kul\ n.
the last hair left on a human head

Clyde, convinced that no one noticed his impending baldness with the freakishly long ballycle wound neatly around his bare scalp, tucked the wispy tail end in for a perfect one hair day.

Tesori Trefati Jewelry, well done!

It's so hard to choose but....

I really loved this one from CoastalGranny. It's so believable, and I'd love to know what a 'diaplacement pump' pumps? Any ideas anyone?

Tranter (noun)
the tool used to replace ripped diaphrams in positive diaplacement pumps.

He extended the tranter over the diaphram lip and pulled, before he realized he hadn't closed the intake valve. By then it was too late.

Too late for what?

Keep it up!

Wake up and be Cownted!

Warm up on this icy Saturday morning by stretching those intellects and getting your creative juices flowing with this little tid-bit of a VW.

Showt Out to CJ, Miss Ash & Scriptor Senex!

Welcome! Hope you Have Fun! (and Scriptor Senex, I love that Name! Very Asimovian.)

Becki Blocks Beth's Bid!

Congratulations Becki! What kind of mind goes behind creating such a scenario...

ophydest [noun OFF-i-dest] anatomical.

An abnormal growth, once removed.

I thought it was merely interesting when I found out that Gary once had a third nipple, but was pretty weirded out when I found out he kept the ophydest in a jar of formaldehyde on his mantel.

Nuu Followers!

Welcome to my Blog, Mike Fan, Shahnie, Luis, Jenners, AngeDiva82, K, Pedodio, Alyson, TesoriTtrovatJewelry. I hope you have fun with it!

Hoo can stop Beth from threepeating?

This might get your creative juices flowing!

Beteer late tahn neveer, yesterdays word today!

You did it again Beth!


podivas [plural noun PO-DEE-vuz]
Sarcastic label given to women who expect special treatment and who like to complain.

"Janell and Jasmine come into work 30 minutes late and then complain that the coffee is cold--AWW, what a couple of podivas!"

Going for the threefer?

Get Over the Hump with this Whone!

It's all downhill to Friday from this point. Let's start the countdown with this chalenge!

Yesterday's Tohp Word Today

Congratulations Beth! Your sycophancy astounded me you ingratiator you!

catestsp noun various pronunciations
A mixed drink containing 3 types of juice and half a shot of vodka. Created by a bartender who wanted all patrons to [i]sound[/i] drunk, whether or not they are.

"You're home late. Did you have a lot to drink?"
"No."
"I know you had something. How many?"
"One."
"What was it?"
"Catestsp."
"One drink, my foot!"

Frozztea New England Morning!

Here's a new one to warm us up this chillee morning!

The 'I just got home from work' post..feet up, word up!

Entertain me while I reelaix!

The best of the behst!

And yesterday's word of the day was.....

nessemd(adj) Someone who is nessemd is stubborn and doesn't believe what others say.
"Will she give us our ball back?""No, miss Wenworth is a complete nessemd; she doesn't believe we didn't intend to break her glass"

Thanks Makita.

Welcome to Tooday

It's my birthday today so help make this extra special... why not make every definition and usage have a celebratory theem!

I can squeeze this one in at lunchtime!

I need some good ones to make me laugh...go to it!

Yesterdays Favrit wurd!

Being Irish I had to go with this one...no favoritism of course;)

fianych [noun fee-AHN-itch] Pejorative.
A person who is half-Irish, half-Russian.

I don't know what's worse -- Aidan Chernenkovich's Irish temper, or his bleak Russian outlook on life. Such a fianych!

Thanks Becki.

One more before Nithe Nithes!

One more to ruminate on..see you tomorrow.

Afternoon Delite!

Here's one to keep you interested.

More Plairs!

Welcome Cathy, Tony and Makita! I hope you have Fun!

And Yesterdays Winner Was.......

I couldn't resist laughing at many of the entries and they were all great and creative but the one that stuck in my mind was

calymed [noun]
Over (or under) the counter medication available only in Baja Calyfornia.

"Honey, did you pick up my calymed today when you were south of the border?

Thanks Sam!

mornig aull!

Just rolled out of bed and figgered I'd get things started for today. I see some of you are already going strong!

Welcome to my bolg!

Welcome, Becki, Beth, Sam, Heather, Sandra to my Blog. I'm getting some good laughs from your definitions and usages. I look forward to many more...keep 'em comning! Tell your friends.

Moving Frowrd!

One more so we all can get used to the idea of the game...

Let's try this one on for siize!

I have some ideas for what this might mean...do you?

Let's Get the Ball Rollink

Just to get the ball rolling I'll throw in the odd 'VW' (Verification Word) now and again.

Waht cud itt meen?

This is an idea for a fun blog I got from my sister-in-law (Check out her cool 'One Minute Writer' blog) Is anyone tired of those word verifications required for posting comments? Why not play a fun game where we you get to define the possible meaning of those word and use them in a sentence of your own creation? Start with the word you used to post a coment on this blog. Each day our panel of judges (me) will decide on the best new word, definition, and usage and announce the winner to all!