Bloo Monday's Bloo Plate Special!

Got the blues after the long weekend? Cheer up with a creative definishun of....

You Hit this Nale on the Head!

I loved this one from Charmaine and it deserves special mention..

Terborm (verb): To deliberately avoid eye contact with a middle aged woman, commonly initiated by middle aged men, with the sole intent of suggesting the subject of avoidence is 20 years too old.
Listen up old man, stop turborming me.

It sometimes happens the other way round too!

You'll never Gess What this Means?

Just a little something to help you through the weekend!

Wurds of the Weakend..sofahr!

I've been a little slack on the words of the day so here are the winners from the last cuppel!

bisceree (noun) The crumbs from a biscuit. Usually used to describe the debris of an attempt to eat a very crumbly biscuit while balancing a cup of tea on your knee in posh company.

He smiled self-consciously as he tried to hide the biscaree spilling from his lap onto the Persian rug.

Well done Scriptor Senex!

And,

putiones [pl. noun POO-shon-es]

A small chocolate cookie sprinkled with flakes of sweetened shredded coconut. Usually served at baby showers and wakes.

Mmmmm, these putiones are delicious, sorry about your loss.
or
Mmmmm, these putiones are wonderful, when is your due date?

I really liked this one Marin!

Oooh, I'm Stoofed!

Beat those Black Friday Blahs with this teaser!

Happy Tancsgivink!

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving! You can chew on this one as a side dish to your gobbler!

Getting in the Sprit of Things!

I lay down the gauntlet! This one is hands down the VW of the day...unless....

firdra: the dandruff of a Christmas tree

"Can you lift your legs up please? I have to vaccuum all the firdra that fell off during the night!"

Jenners, I love it. What a perfect word for Tannenbaum Turds!