PETA, eat your heart out...I mean eyes..eat you eyes out!

beckiwithani said...

xjdqs [pl. noun SHID-əks]
Eyeball-removal tools used by the nearly-extinct Xjxjq tribe of Outer Mongolia, in the sacred rabbit-sacrifice ritual of Xjqu.

"This is actually similar to the Western ritual of bouquet-throwing," noted the anthropologist as he watched all of the young Xjxjq women waiting, xjdqs in hand, in hopes that they would catch the snow-white rabbit and win the right to remove and eat its eyes.

And I thought our mating rituals were weird!!

What the..?

They've been too easy lately....how about a vowelless wonder..insert evil laughter here...! Extra points for creativity in pronunciation!

Smashingly Splendiferous!

catsmum said... sesses [n. sesses ] sometimes mistakingly mispronounced as access.

This is a special opening in a wall or fence so snakes can slitheringly sneak silently sideways seeking sleeping small squirrels to savor for supper.

" I blocked up the snake sesses. That should stuff them up." said Cecil.

Ha Ha Ha! Super Sibilance!

An Excess of Esses!

Letssss ssssssee ssssssssome resssssssults!

Don't you just hate that?

Hedgie said...

sofactic (adj., so FAK tik) -- A response to a question that is heavily laden with unnecessary factual information.

Ex.: When I asked Matilda if she liked lasagna, she responded with a sofactic answer that included a virtually complete history of her encounters and relationship with Italian cuisine. A simple "No" would have sufficed.

I love it!

Allywhy or Allywhine?

Scriptor Senex said...

Allywhi (n) A colloquial term for a three year old child.
Allywhi (v) A colloquial term for constantly asking nagging questions.

"I am so glad you are home. I've been driven up the wall today. Ginny has done nothing but allywhi all day long."

You have a way with words Scriptor!

Pedant. Pedant. Pedantpedantpedantpedant, Pedant!

What in fact is the only right definition for this?